SmallWorlds

Hey guys, I've come across a great MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game) called SmallWorlds.

SmallWorlds is currently in public beta, so it is currently free, although the staff said they will have premium accounts (for a 'small monthly fee') when the game is fully released.

In SmallWorlds, you create your avatar, along with it's room, and it's dance moves. You can get tokens and buy furniture for your room. You can do missions to get tokens (Such as get a certain score at a game). You can also play in-world arcade games (such as this fun one named 'Crazy Ape'), as well as games with other people like checkers, chess, mini-golf and pool AND you can put each of these games in your room. You can also buy other things, such as TVs that show YouTube movies you select, picture frames that show Flickr images you want, stereos that play songs you choose, and a graffiti board that you can draw on.

They have a big new release coming up with some awesome stuff, such as potions, spells, and lots of other magic stuff; the arcade machine will have a lot more games, as well as other third-party flash games, so even YOU could create a game and put in in your room; being able to design your own missions; and even selling items, spaces, or food and drink. I think they should implement a book that shows your blog or your favorite blog (also known as Ducky Ate Paste :D).

And no, I did not get paid for doing this. I just felt like posting about this cool game I found. Why are you all up in my face? Gosh!

So, if you do sign up with the link posted below, remember to friend me (My avatar's name is Gary Wardley) , and message me since SmallWorlds doesn't notification of new friends (I'm pretty sure that's in the next version though). Also, my dance totally will PWN yours!

Here's the link: http://www.smallworlds.com/

Oh, and subscribe.

(Gee, this post wasn't very funny)

....Shut up!

I know I promised more posts. Shut up.

Well, to those who haven't noticed, I have a...YouTube channel!

I just post whatever crap I conjure up (the kinda stuff I would put on here),

So, to make up for my lack of posting, here is a highly caffeine-induced video I made after watching Harry Potter 4:



Did that work?

There are more videos coming, so subscribe to: DuckyAtePasteFilms on YouTube!

For your convience, here is a handy link to my page: CLICKEDNESS!

Serving Size Test

Still not dead yet. I'm sorry, I just don't really feel like blogging right now. But nonetheless, here is an update.



Have you ever wondered about the serving sizes on cereal boxes? I do. I've done a test to see if the serving size would actually be enough to fill you.

On the box of Frosted Flakes (tm) it suggests 3/4 cup of cereal and a 1/2 cup of milk. Let's see how much this really is:


No joke. This is how much they suggest. Maybe I'm an overeater? They suggest this:


And I eat this:


Oh man I'm fat!

Sorry...

Sorry for the no updates last bitter end of school and all. I have a cool post coming up, I just got to upload some pictures, which I won't do now because I have to get up and go to school tomorrow. Just to let you all know I'm still alive.

- Ducky

(I have some cool movies to show you too :) )

(Oh no, I'm using smilies!! :o )

Number Sens - A Poorly Written Test

So in school they are making us do these stupid 'online preparation tests' that are really stupid and easy. I really haven't found any problems with it, until I took today's test. I really love the professionalism of these tests!

(Click on the photo to enlarge it, underlined for emphasis)

If z = o, then we have an undefined variable. Technically, this question didn't give me enough information. I figured it out though.

Hmm, what does 'o' equal? I know! Let's use some memtal arithmetic!

How ironic.

I will be looking for more mistakes in these tests, I still have 3 to do. They make it easy to post on my blog cause I have to take the tests at home.

Spam Mail

Hey guys, let's take a look at my spam mail!

First up is an email from 'Corpus Schildt' to ME!!

It's subject is: 'otherthrows'

His message was:

Hello,

Real men! Miillions of people acrross the world have already tested THIS and ARE making their girlfriendss feel brand new sexual senssations! YOU are the best in bed, aren't you ?
Girls!
Devellop your sexual relationshhip and get even MORE pleasuree! Make your boyffriend a gift!

Oh wow, miillion of people acrross the world have tested this!

Make your boyffriend a gift, that will later be put up for adoption!

Up next is one from 'Mel Jenking' (maybe a variated form of 'Mail Junking?')

His subject was: 'Make $15,000 - $20,000 Monthly Even While the US Economy is heading into a....'

The uplifting message 'Mel Jenking' left me was this:

This is the only Home Business system that I have been able to approve and join myself after designing Home business Ads for Hundreds of paying clients. This is Not MLM Scheme it for Rea - It has many things to offer unlike the MLM l! Earn $15,000 - $20,000 A Month!

And it goes on for a while, and I was too lazy to read it. And don't close the window, there's even more!

Oh hey, here's a new and fresh one! This time, it's from 'Rippelmeyer Lipinski'

The subject is: 'steepened'

The creative body is:

God dag,

Real men! Millionss of people acrosss the world have already tested THIS and ARE making their girrlfriends feel brand new sexual sennsations! YOU are the best in bed, aren't you ?
Girls! Develoop your sexual relattionship and get even MORE ppleasure! Make your boyfrriend a gift!

Oh wow! I've never seen that one before! And that's not all, on both messages there is a link to a blog (on blogspot). I am not going to post nor even visit the site. And at the end of each one, there are a bunch of random words strewn together to make a story! This is from the same email:

Stayed at the door with the dragoman, and together the room.
lewis serrocold went away, and inspector pneumonia, but
the crisis is past. What i've got a low black door, and
they passed into a solitary of men in politics we may feel
sure that what of the cavalry had already died away and
the mountains the rebels, but of this last fact i am not
positively and in the meantime her mother might keep the
at your belt, and to exult and sing over the knowledge.
from the thought that i was in, for i was thinking was mixed
before it was subjected to the action i retired from practice.
young men of my own profession see you, i who speak to you
have seen much of the cats on his blotting pad, said: 'don't
you what is coming. You understand, of course, the.

Oh wow, what an inspiring story!

The last one I have today is from 'Tomarra Jacquay.'

With all my interest in politics, this subject pulled me right in: 'Barack Obama is Lying Hillary Clinton offshore millions videoclip!'

The simple message was entirely hyperlinked (I didn't visit it, and neither shall you)

Barack Obama is lying about his sexual dreams!

Oh great, I'm glad I checked my email today!

Randomocity

People think they are so healthy because they eat vegetables. Hate to break it to ya, but:

VEGGIES AREN'T VERY NUTRITIOUS WHEN YOU GLOMP THEM IN RANCH!


On a unrelated note, I got an e-mail containing a link to a blog containing several cool slideshows, and I encourage you to check it out (note, I have not looked at all the content on the site, although what I saw was pretty cool).

Here's a cool slideshow about 3D chalk art:


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