Mail Time *not for kiddies*

DO NOT READ THIS, THIS CONTAINS THE WEIRD SEXUAL REFERENCES MY SPAMMERS SEND ME.

No, not your average mail time where readers send in pics of their obese cat. No, this time it's time to revisit the horrors of SPAM MAIL.

First of all, do you remember those weird duplicate emails I got when I posted the original spam mail post? Well guess what, THEY KEEP COMING. AND THEY ARE EVEN WORSE THAN BEFORE.

Here are some examples of names of the 'senders:'

Mikles Serandos
Wahr Lilyquist
Kiest Schwingel

Here are their messages. I added asterisks, because two of them contained bad words (which shocked me quite a bit).

Mikles Serandos' message:

Subject: love love love love love :)

Body: Show your sweetheart how much you love her!!!!

***link to some website which I don't even want to look at***

Endued with great energy, covered that foremost not give
their reasons for dismissing the complaint on his powers
of illusion, slay karna, the son her in nature and age and
extraction, nala deserveth his life for islam. The muslim
with a wild cry.

Kiest Schwingels' message:

Subject: one wife is not enough

Body: I have One wife and two mistresses... I can f*** theem all several times per day!

***dumb link***

Yet now that some person had revealed his secrets, be right
to lie. Ask god to make you a way of tongue anew if well,
mrs dolly, suppose your tale lives in, if you knew how he
is wanting for food i found it empty in the morning and
threw it 'did.

Wahr Lilyquest's message (which I thought was the most interesting):

Subject: Santa Claus and Christmaas Night!

Body: WOW!! Santa Claus try our meds and f*** housewife and her daughter!

***no link fo' you!***

Must obtain permission in writing from both the quite nice.
thank you, kate. Toni gave vent to you leave the cove? At
a quarter to twelve. I canoe. There the plucky fellow was
able to get seemed impossible to believe that he in the
^telsenlabyryntfi.

Um..........wow. 'And her daughter'??? What??

I seriously get like 15 of these a day. Luckily, they all end up in my spam folder, thanks to Gmail.

Spam Mail

Hey guys, let's take a look at my spam mail!

First up is an email from 'Corpus Schildt' to ME!!

It's subject is: 'otherthrows'

His message was:

Hello,

Real men! Miillions of people acrross the world have already tested THIS and ARE making their girlfriendss feel brand new sexual senssations! YOU are the best in bed, aren't you ?
Girls!
Devellop your sexual relationshhip and get even MORE pleasuree! Make your boyffriend a gift!

Oh wow, miillion of people acrross the world have tested this!

Make your boyffriend a gift, that will later be put up for adoption!

Up next is one from 'Mel Jenking' (maybe a variated form of 'Mail Junking?')

His subject was: 'Make $15,000 - $20,000 Monthly Even While the US Economy is heading into a....'

The uplifting message 'Mel Jenking' left me was this:

This is the only Home Business system that I have been able to approve and join myself after designing Home business Ads for Hundreds of paying clients. This is Not MLM Scheme it for Rea - It has many things to offer unlike the MLM l! Earn $15,000 - $20,000 A Month!

And it goes on for a while, and I was too lazy to read it. And don't close the window, there's even more!

Oh hey, here's a new and fresh one! This time, it's from 'Rippelmeyer Lipinski'

The subject is: 'steepened'

The creative body is:

God dag,

Real men! Millionss of people acrosss the world have already tested THIS and ARE making their girrlfriends feel brand new sexual sennsations! YOU are the best in bed, aren't you ?
Girls! Develoop your sexual relattionship and get even MORE ppleasure! Make your boyfrriend a gift!

Oh wow! I've never seen that one before! And that's not all, on both messages there is a link to a blog (on blogspot). I am not going to post nor even visit the site. And at the end of each one, there are a bunch of random words strewn together to make a story! This is from the same email:

Stayed at the door with the dragoman, and together the room.
lewis serrocold went away, and inspector pneumonia, but
the crisis is past. What i've got a low black door, and
they passed into a solitary of men in politics we may feel
sure that what of the cavalry had already died away and
the mountains the rebels, but of this last fact i am not
positively and in the meantime her mother might keep the
at your belt, and to exult and sing over the knowledge.
from the thought that i was in, for i was thinking was mixed
before it was subjected to the action i retired from practice.
young men of my own profession see you, i who speak to you
have seen much of the cats on his blotting pad, said: 'don't
you what is coming. You understand, of course, the.

Oh wow, what an inspiring story!

The last one I have today is from 'Tomarra Jacquay.'

With all my interest in politics, this subject pulled me right in: 'Barack Obama is Lying Hillary Clinton offshore millions videoclip!'

The simple message was entirely hyperlinked (I didn't visit it, and neither shall you)

Barack Obama is lying about his sexual dreams!

Oh great, I'm glad I checked my email today!