Restroom Towers - RCT2

I still play Rollercoaster Tycoon 2. RCT3 lags my computer and makes it really tedious and difficult to make a large park (but I can play games like CSS and Portal fine), and the guests are really stupid (and don't die!).

Today, in an ode to Thomas Crapper, I build this awesome park called 'Restroom Towers.' I'm thinking the slogan should be 'The Most Relieving Place on Earth.'

Home to 255 restrooms, this park also has several restroom attendants (handymen), mechanics, security guards, and even an entertainer! Restroom Towers has it all (excluding actual rides and food/drink/other stalls)! The park has received rewards such as 'The Safest Park in the Country' and 'The Tidiest Park in the Country.'

Here are some screenshots of the park (click to enlarge):

Oodles of restooms.

We're not joking when it comes to bathrooms.

Look at all the silly people who want to go home!

This giant restroom houses the 250th restroom.

An overview of the park.

I caved in and got Twitter. I still have no need for Facebook though.

How I see the world

Ever since I added the DuckyAtePaste feed among my others to check if it worked, I keep checking it hoping it automatically updated it for me.

Anyways, here's a new piece of crap art for you guys:

The Munchkins' Revenge

Check out this awesome movie I made in Adobe Premiere:



I thought I should share it on here.

SmallWorlds

Hey guys, I've come across a great MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game) called SmallWorlds.

SmallWorlds is currently in public beta, so it is currently free, although the staff said they will have premium accounts (for a 'small monthly fee') when the game is fully released.

In SmallWorlds, you create your avatar, along with it's room, and it's dance moves. You can get tokens and buy furniture for your room. You can do missions to get tokens (Such as get a certain score at a game). You can also play in-world arcade games (such as this fun one named 'Crazy Ape'), as well as games with other people like checkers, chess, mini-golf and pool AND you can put each of these games in your room. You can also buy other things, such as TVs that show YouTube movies you select, picture frames that show Flickr images you want, stereos that play songs you choose, and a graffiti board that you can draw on.

They have a big new release coming up with some awesome stuff, such as potions, spells, and lots of other magic stuff; the arcade machine will have a lot more games, as well as other third-party flash games, so even YOU could create a game and put in in your room; being able to design your own missions; and even selling items, spaces, or food and drink. I think they should implement a book that shows your blog or your favorite blog (also known as Ducky Ate Paste :D).

And no, I did not get paid for doing this. I just felt like posting about this cool game I found. Why are you all up in my face? Gosh!

So, if you do sign up with the link posted below, remember to friend me (My avatar's name is Gary Wardley) , and message me since SmallWorlds doesn't notification of new friends (I'm pretty sure that's in the next version though). Also, my dance totally will PWN yours!

Here's the link: http://www.smallworlds.com/

Oh, and subscribe.

(Gee, this post wasn't very funny)

....Shut up!

I know I promised more posts. Shut up.

Well, to those who haven't noticed, I have a...YouTube channel!

I just post whatever crap I conjure up (the kinda stuff I would put on here),

So, to make up for my lack of posting, here is a highly caffeine-induced video I made after watching Harry Potter 4:



Did that work?

There are more videos coming, so subscribe to: DuckyAtePasteFilms on YouTube!

For your convience, here is a handy link to my page: CLICKEDNESS!

The Airplane

This is the result of being left alone in my basement two nights in a row. I took about 200 pictures with my camera of a simple piece of paper, about 30 seconds footage, for your enjoyment. I probably spent at least 2 hours just taking pictures, and I spent a full hour editing, and now you can enjoy the fruits of my labors!

The Mistake - A new uplifting stop-motion video

Hey guys!

I wish I could say that I spend my holidays going out on dates with hot girls or saving the world from a radioactive monkey brain washing device, but sadly, I made this video.

If it isn't working, wait a while then try again. It's bound to work someday.

Also keep in mind I made it in about five minutes.

Elevators

Friday night, and the nerd I am I have nothing better to do than create a very short comic.

Oh man I'm so tired I feel like listening to Chaccaron Maccaron.

I think I will.

Randomocity

After Barbie broke up with Ken, all is not well in his apartment.

NO COMPUTER EDITING USED!!!

Burritos?

Nobody reads my blog. I keep forgetting to post anyway. I'll try to post more.

Well, I'm about to record a new song I wrote (by Bootman *hehehe*), so that should make it alright.

Oh, and 15cowdays, burritos will rule the world, not eggs.

I admit I edited that one.

DuckyAtePaste Web Comic: Unwanted Cookies

Hey guys, I haven't made any more web comics, so I thought I should. Hoping you get it (you probably won't since I made it in five minutes), here you go:

The Literal Maze

Directions:
Help Santa find his way to the Christmas tree.

Here's a little map to help you, Santa:

Guitar Hero

As I was playing John the Fisherman on Hard and Heart-Shaped Box on Expert (yes, I do like to brag about those!!) I was thinking. Yeah. That's right.

Why don't they make a Bass Hero? Or like, Bass Master? I'm thinking of making one with GameMaker, but it's a rather large project. I know Guitar Hero features a Bass option in the Training section, but the controllers are the same and you can't play during a concert. And yes, I have heard of Rock Band. I would get it, I mean since I already have a guitar, but I'm saving for a new TV, and depending on what I get from Christmas money, I probably won't get it.

Why did I post this? Mainly just to brag that I can play Guitar Hero decently.

Drake and Josh: I can't believe I didn't noticed this!

I was watching Drake and Josh , and it cut to the movie theater. Being a reader of the Sneeze and aware that Steve is friends with Dan Schneider (most known to me for 'Ricky' in Better Off Dead), and that Dan Schneider created the show, I never really put the two apart. The Premiere (the movie theater) always has funny fictional movies playing, like 'Bathtub of Blood.' I just noticed that on the Great Doheny episode, it displays this on the movie theater:

Hehe. I didn't really need all the much explaining.

I also circled 'Hungry Girl,' because it is a reference to site dedicated to helping women stay fit. I'm guessing he put this in because he married the founder and president of the site.

Well, I'm all good now. I don't know why I posted this, it isn't witty or funny. I just noticed it.

-Ducky

Forget this!

Forget my blog, I have a life*!

A note from Rubber Ducky





* I may or may not have a life.