Restroom Towers - RCT2

I still play Rollercoaster Tycoon 2. RCT3 lags my computer and makes it really tedious and difficult to make a large park (but I can play games like CSS and Portal fine), and the guests are really stupid (and don't die!).

Today, in an ode to Thomas Crapper, I build this awesome park called 'Restroom Towers.' I'm thinking the slogan should be 'The Most Relieving Place on Earth.'

Home to 255 restrooms, this park also has several restroom attendants (handymen), mechanics, security guards, and even an entertainer! Restroom Towers has it all (excluding actual rides and food/drink/other stalls)! The park has received rewards such as 'The Safest Park in the Country' and 'The Tidiest Park in the Country.'

Here are some screenshots of the park (click to enlarge):

Oodles of restooms.

We're not joking when it comes to bathrooms.

Look at all the silly people who want to go home!

This giant restroom houses the 250th restroom.

An overview of the park.

I caved in and got Twitter. I still have no need for Facebook though.

Ducky's Guide to TV Commercial Statements

'Our product will change your life!'

...for the worse.

'If you go to our school, you will get a FREE laptop computer that you can keep after you graduate!'

...that weighs 35 pounds and runs Windows 95.

'Although our product would normally cost $90, we are selling it for $10!'

...it would cost $90 if purchased from Hong Kong through eBay.

'We will double your order for the same price of $10!'

...and they were planning to do that anyways, but decided to add additional shipping and processing costs.

'Actual people on hidden cameras.'

...actors are actual people as well, and just because the cameras are hidden it doesn't mean that the actors don't know the cameras are there.

'Our cereal is healthier than other cereals!'

...when you compare 3/4 cup of cereal and 1/2 cup of skim milk to a regular serving of cereal with whole milk.

'Visually stunning.'

...when the reviewer originally said 'This movie is not visual stunning in any means at all.' and the commercial makers trimmed off 'excess' words from the sentence.

'The product will easily clean any material!'

...assuming the only material you've heard of is rusty pennies.

'The product has great potential!'

...as a paperweight.

'Professional driver on a closed course.'

...we paid a truck driver to sit in a car in front of a green screen because our budget was low.

The Munchkins' Revenge

Check out this awesome movie I made in Adobe Premiere:



I thought I should share it on here.

Serving Size Test

Still not dead yet. I'm sorry, I just don't really feel like blogging right now. But nonetheless, here is an update.



Have you ever wondered about the serving sizes on cereal boxes? I do. I've done a test to see if the serving size would actually be enough to fill you.

On the box of Frosted Flakes (tm) it suggests 3/4 cup of cereal and a 1/2 cup of milk. Let's see how much this really is:


No joke. This is how much they suggest. Maybe I'm an overeater? They suggest this:


And I eat this:


Oh man I'm fat!

Number Sens - A Poorly Written Test

So in school they are making us do these stupid 'online preparation tests' that are really stupid and easy. I really haven't found any problems with it, until I took today's test. I really love the professionalism of these tests!

(Click on the photo to enlarge it, underlined for emphasis)

If z = o, then we have an undefined variable. Technically, this question didn't give me enough information. I figured it out though.

Hmm, what does 'o' equal? I know! Let's use some memtal arithmetic!

How ironic.

I will be looking for more mistakes in these tests, I still have 3 to do. They make it easy to post on my blog cause I have to take the tests at home.

Spam Mail

Hey guys, let's take a look at my spam mail!

First up is an email from 'Corpus Schildt' to ME!!

It's subject is: 'otherthrows'

His message was:

Hello,

Real men! Miillions of people acrross the world have already tested THIS and ARE making their girlfriendss feel brand new sexual senssations! YOU are the best in bed, aren't you ?
Girls!
Devellop your sexual relationshhip and get even MORE pleasuree! Make your boyffriend a gift!

Oh wow, miillion of people acrross the world have tested this!

Make your boyffriend a gift, that will later be put up for adoption!

Up next is one from 'Mel Jenking' (maybe a variated form of 'Mail Junking?')

His subject was: 'Make $15,000 - $20,000 Monthly Even While the US Economy is heading into a....'

The uplifting message 'Mel Jenking' left me was this:

This is the only Home Business system that I have been able to approve and join myself after designing Home business Ads for Hundreds of paying clients. This is Not MLM Scheme it for Rea - It has many things to offer unlike the MLM l! Earn $15,000 - $20,000 A Month!

And it goes on for a while, and I was too lazy to read it. And don't close the window, there's even more!

Oh hey, here's a new and fresh one! This time, it's from 'Rippelmeyer Lipinski'

The subject is: 'steepened'

The creative body is:

God dag,

Real men! Millionss of people acrosss the world have already tested THIS and ARE making their girrlfriends feel brand new sexual sennsations! YOU are the best in bed, aren't you ?
Girls! Develoop your sexual relattionship and get even MORE ppleasure! Make your boyfrriend a gift!

Oh wow! I've never seen that one before! And that's not all, on both messages there is a link to a blog (on blogspot). I am not going to post nor even visit the site. And at the end of each one, there are a bunch of random words strewn together to make a story! This is from the same email:

Stayed at the door with the dragoman, and together the room.
lewis serrocold went away, and inspector pneumonia, but
the crisis is past. What i've got a low black door, and
they passed into a solitary of men in politics we may feel
sure that what of the cavalry had already died away and
the mountains the rebels, but of this last fact i am not
positively and in the meantime her mother might keep the
at your belt, and to exult and sing over the knowledge.
from the thought that i was in, for i was thinking was mixed
before it was subjected to the action i retired from practice.
young men of my own profession see you, i who speak to you
have seen much of the cats on his blotting pad, said: 'don't
you what is coming. You understand, of course, the.

Oh wow, what an inspiring story!

The last one I have today is from 'Tomarra Jacquay.'

With all my interest in politics, this subject pulled me right in: 'Barack Obama is Lying Hillary Clinton offshore millions videoclip!'

The simple message was entirely hyperlinked (I didn't visit it, and neither shall you)

Barack Obama is lying about his sexual dreams!

Oh great, I'm glad I checked my email today!

Carrot-Brains

So today I received a bag of carrots to eat, to encourage 'healthy living.'


But wait, that's not all!

Look at the ingredients:


Oh wow! The ingredients for carrots are carrots! Who would of thought?

Spider-horse!

Hello fellow readers? Remember that song I promised? Well, it is about a horse.

Here are the results of sleep deprivation, caffeine, old coloring pages, and talking like Bootman for several hours.

And here's Bootman's song:



(if you cannot see the bar, click here)

Oh wise Bazooka, tell me my fortune!

Oh man, I almost let it slide an entire week! :O

Well, I better give you guy(s) a special entry.

I was in the store and bought some Bazooka just for the heck of it. We all know the 'so-funny-I-forgot-to-laugh' comics wrapped around the gum, but I noticed something even better: Fortunes.

'Fortune' is kind of an overstatement. It's more like advice with no relation to life. Here are seven of them:

"WHEN THE STUDENT IS READY, THE TEACHER WILL STOP FLUNKING HIM."

Wait a minute, him? Girls flunk too. Bazooka sure shares it's opinions, gosh.

"HE WHO PAYS THE CELL PHONE BILL CALLS THE TUNE"

Um...that doesn't make much sense. They could have used more work on that.

"SUCCESS IS TEN PERCENT PERSPIRATION, NINETY PERCENT DEODORANT!"

What exactly does sweat have to do with success? I believe success is built on happiness

"IF A TREE FALLS IN THE FOREST, GET THE HECK OUTTA THE WAY!"

Uh...duh?

"FRIENDSHIP IS THE STURDIEST OF ALL SHIPS EVEN THOUGH IT SOMETIMES SPRINGS A LEAK!"

Did it just tell me that my friends pee? I don't need advice on that! Where should I go to college?

"A TREE IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE"

...? This is the farthest thing from a 'fortune.'

"DON'T CUT OFF YOUR NOSE TO SPITE YOUR FACE."

This is by far the most random one. This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

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Well, that's all I have. Please enjoy these fortunes forever more!

(P.S. Arithmetic lesson: Emoticons = Nerd, Lame acronyms = Nerd, does Lame acronyms = Emoticons? :Omg!)

The Literal Maze

Directions:
Help Santa find his way to the Christmas tree.

Here's a little map to help you, Santa:

Rip-off!

I have recently noticed Kraft has some salad dressing products with pretty much no fat, 15 calories, and all the other healthy stuff. But what I beg to differ on is the name of the product:

Even though 'FREE' is the biggest, most obvious, and accompanied by no other words on the box, I still have to pay the $4.00 to get the thing. Forget you Kraft product-naming department (Just kidding. For serious. Don't sue me)!

Chummy Larks

Chummy larks (that's what you get if you play around with Lucky Charms) ..hehe.

Hello, Ducky here. Again.

Came with ready made numbers, I give you the five leprechauns, as opposed to the seven dwarfs (dwarves?).

(Sorry, bit blurry!)

1. STALKER - Yeah, this guy will watch you while you sleep and smile. Don't be frightened, but he's watching you RIGHT NOW!
2. HAIRY - Involved with a failed hair 'destoration' experiment, he is now hairy as ever. But trust me, he's all hair but there.
3. DENTIST - I really have no idea what he's doing here. But he has completely perfect teeth and is pretending to hold a pancake of some sort.
   
4. TERRORIST - He may not look like too much, but his eyebrows show he's evil. I would go buy a bomb shelter, just in case an atomic bomb gets into his hands.
5. CREEPY - My favorite. He's pretty much a combined figure of the previous four. He'll watch you while you're sleeping, destroy a national monument, have you shave his hairy body and uh... clean your teeth?
   

Oh man, I'm scared of leprechauns now.

NOTE: Original post contained leprechauns being very naughty, but I have edited that out and replaced it with a very nice dentist leprechaun.

- Ducky

Silly Sims

Hello! Welcome to Silly Sims! This is a showcase where I show off funny sims and pictures. We'll be looking at people I made, and a couple that my sis made (not Val!).

Here we see a man with a long nose. Don't worry, it gets sillier.

Here's an old man with abnormally large ears. I didn't spend too much time with him. His nickname is Dumbo.

Here is the bug-eyed teenager wearing a snazzy new t-shirt I made.

Here's 'Big Lip Guy.' This was created by my sister. She made him kiss a girl, and his lips engulfed her face. It was really funny.

Here's the man who put a whole new meaning to the term 'Butthead.' If you spread out your butt like that, you would reveal a tiny mouth and a large nose. And possibly some eyebrows, but no sign of eyes.

Here's another of my sister's creations. Yes, that is his nose. I made him 'Woohoo' with another sim, and the outcome was funny. In certain parts, his nose was sticking out of the covers.


And here's my personal favorite: Cheek Boy. He could aviate with those cheeks. He does have a face, but it is hard to see, you have to get the exact correct angle to see between the cheeks. If you had funny cheeks like this, you'd get into cheek stardom!

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Do you have any Silly Sims? This could include odd sims like the ones above, or just silly pictures, glitches, and other things. Please share with the readers and email me a picture or download at duckyatepaste@gmail.com.

Makes Me Hungry

If you haven't heard the actual Maroon 5 song, go here: Clickedy here!
I created a new vid, the song is not as popular as it used to be, but I still think it's hecka funny. Watch this killer vid all the way to the end, dudes.

IMPORTANT BEFORE COMMENTING:
This was made in no way to insult Maroon 5, I really do love this song. I just think mine is funny. Do not tell me I don't have a life and that I hate Maroon 5. I don't hate Maroon 5, but I don't have a life, but that's not the point.

Warning Signs

Hello, Ducky here. Not like it would be anybody else or anything. I got pretty bored so I took some of these warning signs off of Google Search and modified them. Captions are on the bottom.

Here we see a car scene with a dog in a car. Yes, it points out that they they left their dog in the car, but it still seems kind of silly to see a warning sign with a dog alone in a car. Nevertheless came my version:

Here we see a regular 'No Swimming' sign, complete with Spanish translation. There's nothing wrong with it, mine is just hecka funny.


Yeah, I did this one last and spent the rest of the night laughing. Shut up, I don't laugh at stupid things. All the time.

A sign saying keep out, but the man only consists of a decapitated head and disembodied hand. Poor guy probably can't even take it down.

His hand is bigger than his face. He must have cancer too!

I personally think these signs are stupid, I think the driver is going to notice a 'speed bump' in a residential area. Well, mine is much funnier:

Hahaha! Slow children! Ahh.

Hope you enjoyed these! I sure enjoyed making them.

Leap Frog is edumacational! Pre-K to MA!

Sorry to be posting on the same day, I just didn't want to add this to my other post.

I played around with my old LeapPad and it told me to mix the words to make a new sentence. Just to be a dork, I did. Unfortunately for LeapFrog, it was educational in the wrong way.

A WORD OF WARNING: This video contains immature sexual references. For gentler audiences, I would REALLY not recommend not viewing.