Restroom Towers - RCT2

I still play Rollercoaster Tycoon 2. RCT3 lags my computer and makes it really tedious and difficult to make a large park (but I can play games like CSS and Portal fine), and the guests are really stupid (and don't die!).

Today, in an ode to Thomas Crapper, I build this awesome park called 'Restroom Towers.' I'm thinking the slogan should be 'The Most Relieving Place on Earth.'

Home to 255 restrooms, this park also has several restroom attendants (handymen), mechanics, security guards, and even an entertainer! Restroom Towers has it all (excluding actual rides and food/drink/other stalls)! The park has received rewards such as 'The Safest Park in the Country' and 'The Tidiest Park in the Country.'

Here are some screenshots of the park (click to enlarge):

Oodles of restooms.

We're not joking when it comes to bathrooms.

Look at all the silly people who want to go home!

This giant restroom houses the 250th restroom.

An overview of the park.

I caved in and got Twitter. I still have no need for Facebook though.

Skeptica Claus Part 2

DON'T READ THIS IF YOU ARE A LITTLE CHILD. NOT G-RATED.

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I realized I have a few more ways of being a smart aleck (spelling?), so I have decided to make a second part. If you missed out on Part 1, click here.

We all know elves make the toys up in his crappily placed factory. But do we see any humans? I think not. Santa is an obvious discriminator against regular humans. Although you could argue that elves are pretty alike in comparison with humans, you could also argue height discrimination. I'm pretty sure elves are less than five feet tall each, and obscenely old.

This next problem is not only a problem of logic, but of the laws of nature as well. How does Santa's sleigh fly? Why, of course, his 8 magic reindeer! But think about it logically, Santa would have to be going a good 40 miles per hour to keep from falling out of the sleigh. Don't see my logic? Think about it while keeping physics in mind and look at my 30-second artwork (keep in mind, it's just a demonstration. I know there's only 4 reindeer. I know it):

Now, unless Santa's leashes are actually metal poles, Santa will be tumbling out on to the street for all the world to find before you can say 'Ho ho ho.' If you think about it, it would be more probable to take the 'hot air balloon' approach and...well just look at my next artwork:

Of course, there might be a problem with all the reindeer 'excretions' finding their way to Santa's head, but if the reindeers are magical, they might as well poop cookies. If they don't poop cookies, Santa can find another use for it (we need to conserve coal anyways).

Well, I guess that's all the points I can cover right now. I'll probably think of more, but that can wait.

Merry Christmas!

How I see the world

Ever since I added the DuckyAtePaste feed among my others to check if it worked, I keep checking it hoping it automatically updated it for me.

Anyways, here's a new piece of crap art for you guys:

Spam Fail

(click to enlarge)

This time it's personal.

Wait, what?

'Please do not reply to this email,' I mean come on. Are they even TRYING to get me to open it anymore?


(P.S. Sign you are a nerd - your spam box has more mail than your regular inbox)

Number Sens - A Poorly Written Test

So in school they are making us do these stupid 'online preparation tests' that are really stupid and easy. I really haven't found any problems with it, until I took today's test. I really love the professionalism of these tests!

(Click on the photo to enlarge it, underlined for emphasis)

If z = o, then we have an undefined variable. Technically, this question didn't give me enough information. I figured it out though.

Hmm, what does 'o' equal? I know! Let's use some memtal arithmetic!

How ironic.

I will be looking for more mistakes in these tests, I still have 3 to do. They make it easy to post on my blog cause I have to take the tests at home.

"Create Your Own Constellation"

So I have this dumb thing at school where you read a bunch over the weekend and do a stupid assignment (if you have the reading done). Unfortunately, this is mandatory and you could flunk otherwise.

One of the assignments is 'Create Your Own Constellation.'

Here is mine:

Giant Space Log, a constellation found by Rubber Ducky.

FYI, I have made a new paper movie (about an airplane) and it usually takes about an hour to upload (stupid Blogger), so I'll post it tomorrow when I have the whole day.

Carrot-Brains

So today I received a bag of carrots to eat, to encourage 'healthy living.'


But wait, that's not all!

Look at the ingredients:


Oh wow! The ingredients for carrots are carrots! Who would of thought?

Happy Easter everybody!

Hey guys! Just wishing you a great Easter! One day late!

Here's a picture of a "Willy Wonka Golden Creme Egg" I ate (I ate the egg, not the picture):

Oh my, you can see part of my room (not my awesome TV though)!

Darn good too!

And yes, that is some sort of liquid in the middle.

And yes, that is actually caramel.

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Randomocity

After Barbie broke up with Ken, all is not well in his apartment.

NO COMPUTER EDITING USED!!!