Welcome to DuckyAtePaste!

Isn't my new design snazzy? This blog is for...well...just read it. I post lots of different things like videos, pictures, and other random things I come up with. Enjoy!

Nov 6, 2007

Nobody Cares - New Vid

Hello there! Back with a New Vid! This is the first episode with an animated Weasel. And all three of the characters are in the same vid now! Woot woot! Anyways, it's not working in the blog editor, but it might work on the actual blog:

EDIT: Nope it is NOT WORKING! Maybe this is why Blogger is scheduled to be offline at 11. I'll try and re-upload then.

EDIT (AGAIN): Now it is working. What the craps?

Nov 5, 2007

Weasel's Revenge: I'm too lazy to animate it

Here's the audio file, you will need Window's Media Player to see it:


(If you cannot see the bar, you can download the mp3 here)

Nov 4, 2007

Warning Signs

Hello, Ducky here. Not like it would be anybody else or anything. I got pretty bored so I took some of these warning signs off of Google Search and modified them. Captions are on the bottom.

Here we see a car scene with a dog in a car. Yes, it points out that they they left their dog in the car, but it still seems kind of silly to see a warning sign with a dog alone in a car. Nevertheless came my version:



Here we see a regular 'No Swimming' sign, complete with Spanish translation. There's nothing wrong with it, mine is just hecka funny.


Yeah, I did this one last and spent the rest of the night laughing. Shut up, I don't laugh at stupid things. All the time.



A sign saying keep out, but the man only consists of a decapitated head and disembodied hand. Poor guy probably can't even take it down.





His hand is bigger than his face. He must have cancer too!



I personally think these signs are stupid, I think the driver is going to notice a 'speed bump' in a residential area. Well, mine is much funnier:


Hahaha! Slow children! Ahh.
Hope you enjoyed these! I sure enjoyed making them.

Nov 3, 2007

Leap Frog is edumacational! Pre-K to MA!

Sorry to be posting on the same day, I just didn't want to add this to my other post.

I played around with my old LeapPad and it told me to mix the words to make a new sentence. Just to be a dork, I did. Unfortunately for LeapFrog, it was educational in the wrong way.

A WORD OF WARNING: This video contains immature sexual references. For gentler audiences, I would REALLY not recommend not viewing.

The First DuckyAtePaste Web Comic Edition: Gladiator

I made my own web comic with Pivot, as saving each 'animation' (really just saving two frames of the same picture) as a gif, importing it to Paint and adding words. Here you go, the first DuckyAtePaste Web Comic!


My 'beta' design for Weasel is that he always has a spear through him. He never dies, but pretty much none of my stick figures die. I could have added blood, but I didn't want to.

Nov 2, 2007

Hey guys!

Another addition to my blog! I have come up with names for characters on my Blog. The stick figure with the boot on his head as seen in 'Informal Meeting' is named Bootman, I actually created him from my voice I did in the third grade. Long time no see. I, am just a regular stick figure. But if I get killed or seriously injured that' not me. I don't hurt myself unless it's funny and fitting. Oh yeah and if it's not dangerous. The girl I like, and for personal purposes I am calling Mallard. I probably won't mention her too much, but no I am not gay. I repeat, I am not gay. Surprise? I also created a character I named Weasel, because nobody really has empathy for him and he's an outcast. It's like a stick figure Charlie Brown. I'm not sure on the character design for Weasel, but I sure have a voice for him. Why the crap can't I post audio clips, Blogger? Anywho, back to blog business. I fooled around with my blog site today and added some new stuff, like the Die gif and the new welcome message. Well, I've got some stuff to do. That concerns eating donuts.

Nov 1, 2007

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Hey, Rubber Ducky here. I don't know what I'm posting about. Ducky Ate Paste is proud to present a link to a friends blog (T-Shirt's Blog). I'm actually watching all the Halloween shows today, I spent all halloween doing homework! Anyways, I wish I did better posts on my blog LOL. Man, I'm a nerd.

- Rubber Ducky