'Our product will change your life!'
...for the worse.
'If you go to our school, you will get a FREE laptop computer that you can keep after you graduate!'
...that weighs 35 pounds and runs Windows 95.
'Although our product would normally cost $90, we are selling it for $10!'
...it would cost $90 if purchased from Hong Kong through eBay.
'We will double your order for the same price of $10!'
...and they were planning to do that anyways, but decided to add additional shipping and processing costs.
'Actual people on hidden cameras.'
...actors are actual people as well, and just because the cameras are hidden it doesn't mean that the actors don't know the cameras are there.
'Our cereal is healthier than other cereals!'
...when you compare 3/4 cup of cereal and 1/2 cup of skim milk to a regular serving of cereal with whole milk.
'Visually stunning.'
...when the reviewer originally said 'This movie is not visual stunning in any means at all.' and the commercial makers trimmed off 'excess' words from the sentence.
'The product will easily clean any material!'
...assuming the only material you've heard of is rusty pennies.
'The product has great potential!'
...as a paperweight.
'Professional driver on a closed course.'
...we paid a truck driver to sit in a car in front of a green screen because our budget was low.
1 comment:
The hidden camera one must be from the Pizza Hut commercials. I remember seeing that and thinking, "Okay they have a roomful of actors with hidden cameras and they just edit together all the good acting".
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