Ode to the Sandwich

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Today I will be writing about sandwiches, which is pretty much the best type of food there is. I think without sandwiches I would die. Wait, let me rephrase that...if there were no sandwiches I wouldn't quite die, I would just have to live off of cereal.

Don't believe me that sandwiches are the perfect food? Check out this graph I made with the "GraphJam" chart-creation thing (note, link may contain some sexual innuendo).



As charts should be, this chart is pretty self-explanatory.

Sandwiches are everywhere. To list some examples; PB+J, bologna sandwich, sub sandwich, hamburgers, cheeseburgers, Oreos, ravioli, buttered biscuits, tacos, etc. They all follow the basic principles of a sandwich. On top of that there's also food that follows the property of an "open-faced sandwich", like pizza, cake, and frosted cookies.

So whenever you are craving some peanut butter, at least slap it between slices of bread because you can make people sick by just eating it straight out the jar. Thank you.